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A few Dad Jokes to brighten your day... What did one DNA strand say to the other? Do these genes make my butt look big? What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don't have glove compartments. What's the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? One treasures his berries, the other buries his treasure. What kind of...
Oh, Dad
Nov 26, 2022
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A few Halloween Dad Jokes for your pleasure. Today's Dad Joke: What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg? A hobbling goblin. Today's Dad Joke: Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits. Today's Dad Joke: What Halloween candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces. Today's Dad Joke: What do eye doctors give out at Halloween? Candy corneas... Today's Dad Joke: What do Italians...
Happy Howl-o-ween
Oct 31, 2022
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What do dentists call X-rays? Tooth pics. What do you call a cake baked by a hooker? Hoe-made. Why don't mummies go on vacation? They are afraid they will relax and unwind. How do oysters communicate? By shell phone... What do you call it when nickels, dimes and quarters fall from the sky? Climate change
Friday Funnies
Sep 30, 2022
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