A few Dad Jokes to brighten your day...
What did one DNA strand say to the other? Do these genes make my butt look big?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.
Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don't have glove compartments.
What's the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? One treasures his berries, the other buries his treasure.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip-pop.