A few Halloween Dad Jokes for your pleasure.
Today's Dad Joke: What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg? A hobbling goblin.
Today's Dad Joke: Why don’t ghosts like rain? — It dampens their spirits.
Today's Dad Joke: What Halloween candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
Today's Dad Joke: What do eye doctors give out at Halloween? Candy corneas...
Today's Dad Joke: What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucini Afraid-O