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The Mayonnaise Mogul

CA$2

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Heat level: non-existent. Vibe: for members who find ketchup a bit too adventurous. They are here for the basic, creamy comfort of the community.

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The Jalapeño Jefe

CA$4

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Heat level: a tickle. Vibe: wearing a sombrero at a Zoom meeting. They have a little kick, but they’re mostly filled with cheese.

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The Sriracha Psychopath

CA$6

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Heat level: trendy & tangy. Vibe: they put their input on everything. You can’t go a single thread without seeing their "sauce" all over it.

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The Habanero Hustler

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Heat level: serious business. Vibe: that person who says "It’s not even that hot" while their face turns the exact shade of the sauce.

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The Scoville Skywalker

CA$125

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Heat level: pure rocket fuel. Vibe: having consumed so much Reaper heat that they have achieved lift-off - they are no longer bound by the laws of biology or moderate seasoning and exist in a vacuum of pure, blinding spice. Skywalkers get a free milk mug, just because they don't want to admit they do really need one from time to time. It's okay. I understand their sacrifice and won't tell anyone.

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Spicey Mikey Catalog

I've updated a small catalog of some of the most popular products I make (fairly frequently). These sauces, oils and (spiced) rubs are made on-demand and in very small batches, hence you won't always find them on this website. If you're interested in any, drop me a message!

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