Heat level: non-existent. Vibe: for members who find ketchup a bit too adventurous. They are here for the basic, creamy comfort of the community.
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The Jalapeño Jefe
CA$4
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Heat level: a tickle. Vibe: wearing a sombrero at a Zoom meeting. They have a little kick, but they’re mostly filled with cheese.
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The Sriracha Psychopath
CA$6
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Heat level: trendy & tangy. Vibe: they put their input on everything. You can’t go a single thread without seeing their "sauce" all over it.
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The Habanero Hustler
CA$8
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Limité (20 sur 20 restants)
Heat level: serious business. Vibe: that person who says "It’s not even that hot" while their face turns the exact shade of the sauce.
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The Scoville Skywalker
CA$125
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Heat level: pure rocket fuel. Vibe: having consumed so much Reaper heat that they have achieved lift-off - they are no longer bound by the laws of biology or moderate seasoning and exist in a vacuum of pure, blinding spice. Skywalkers get a free milk mug, just because they don't want to admit they do really need one from time to time. It's okay. I understand their sacrifice and won't tell anyone.
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The Mayonnaise Mogul
CA$2
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Heat level: non-existent. Vibe: for members who find ketchup a bit too adventurous. They are here for the basic, creamy comfort of the community.
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The Jalapeño Jefe
CA$4
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Heat level: a tickle. Vibe: wearing a sombrero at a Zoom meeting. They have a little kick, but they’re mostly filled with cheese.
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The Sriracha Psychopath
CA$6
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Heat level: trendy & tangy. Vibe: they put their input on everything. You can’t go a single thread without seeing their "sauce" all over it.
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The Habanero Hustler
CA$8
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Limité (20 sur 20 restants)
Heat level: serious business. Vibe: that person who says "It’s not even that hot" while their face turns the exact shade of the sauce.
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The Scoville Skywalker
CA$125
/One-time
Limité (10 sur 10 restants)
Heat level: pure rocket fuel. Vibe: having consumed so much Reaper heat that they have achieved lift-off - they are no longer bound by the laws of biology or moderate seasoning and exist in a vacuum of pure, blinding spice. Skywalkers get a free milk mug, just because they don't want to admit they do really need one from time to time. It's okay. I understand their sacrifice and won't tell anyone.