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Shadows of Oizys
€1
/місяць
Occasional bonus content
Access to updates and behind-the-scenes sighs
Eternal, whispered gratitude (probably in lowercase)
Worshippers of Oizys
€5
/місяць
Support me on a monthly basis
Early access to posts (because you deserve to be sad first)
Influence over future themes like “regret,” “ruin,” and “romantic disappointment”
Feels like therapy, but sadder
Oracles of Oizys
€100
/місяць
Everything from Shadows/Worshippers
Handwritten notes? Perhaps. Tears? Included.
Bragging rights in a club of probably one
Absolutely no extra benefits that justify this price
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The Last Devotee of Oizys
€500
/One-time
All perks from every other tier… forever
Your name etched (digitally) on the altar—aka my blog or newsletter
A personalized, dramatic poem written in your honor
A private, handwritten letter scanned just for you (maybe with tea stains)
Possibly a voice note of me whispering something cryptic and unnecessarily emotional (can't promise, I'm shy!)
A place in my will (jk... unless?)