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Shadows of Oizys

€1
/month

For the quiet readers who linger in the dark and whisper back; the shy sad ghosts who haunt the blog but feel guilty about freeloading.

  • Occasional bonus content

  • Access to updates and behind-the-scenes sighs

  • Eternal, whispered gratitude (probably in lowercase)

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Worshippers of Oizys

€5
/month

Those who light candles to melancholy and call it poetry; the truly miserable and proud of it.

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • Early access to posts (because you deserve to be sad first)

  • Influence over future themes like ā€œregret,ā€ ā€œruin,ā€ and ā€œromantic disappointmentā€

  • Feels like therapy, but sadder

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Oracles of Oizys

€100
/month

The inner sanctum. Eyes wide open. Unflinching. You are either a hedge fund manager with a misery kink or you clicked the wrong button.

  • Everything from Shadows/Worshippers

  • Handwritten notes? Perhaps. Tears? Included.

  • Bragging rights in a club of probably one

  • Absolutely no extra benefits that justify this price

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Lifetime access

The Last Devotee of Oizys

€500
/One-time

You’ve transcended monthly sadness. You’ve offered a lump sum to the goddess of misery herself. You are eternal. This is a one-time payment. You basically adopt my melancholy. I don’t expect anyone to click this. But if you do; I’ll spiral beautifully in your honor.

  • All perks from every other tier… forever

  • Your name etched (digitally) on the altar—aka my blog or newsletter

  • A personalized, dramatic poem written in your honor

  • A private, handwritten letter scanned just for you (maybe with tea stains)

  • Possibly a voice note of me whispering something cryptic and unnecessarily emotional (can't promise, I'm shy!)

  • A place in my will (jk... unless?)

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