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Shadows of Oizys

€1
/mois

  • Occasional bonus content

  • Access to updates and behind-the-scenes sighs

  • Eternal, whispered gratitude (probably in lowercase)

Worshippers of Oizys

€5
/mois

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • Early access to posts (because you deserve to be sad first)

  • Influence over future themes like “regret,” “ruin,” and “romantic disappointment”

  • Feels like therapy, but sadder

Oracles of Oizys

€100
/mois

  • Everything from Shadows/Worshippers

  • Handwritten notes? Perhaps. Tears? Included.

  • Bragging rights in a club of probably one

  • Absolutely no extra benefits that justify this price

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The Last Devotee of Oizys

€500
/One-time

  • All perks from every other tier… forever

  • Your name etched (digitally) on the altar—aka my blog or newsletter

  • A personalized, dramatic poem written in your honor

  • A private, handwritten letter scanned just for you (maybe with tea stains)

  • Possibly a voice note of me whispering something cryptic and unnecessarily emotional (can't promise, I'm shy!)

  • A place in my will (jk... unless?)