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Follow Joe Rover on Amazon for more sci-fi fantasy! Dean recently recounted an adventure where he ran into Robin 89, a version of Robin Hood from 1989. This version of Robin Hood stole powers/talents from the rich/those who abuse their gifts and gave them to the poor/those who would use them correctly. During the adventure, Dean learned that Robin 89 was not alone in this endeavor; there were coun...

Robin 89

Mar 15, 2022
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It was Steve Truevol, the cyborg butler. Chip knew it was the butler after he made the mistake of saying it was the diamond that was stolen and not the ruby . Only the thief knew the diamond was stolen; everyone else thought it was the ruby. Faced with the facts, Steve confessed. He revealed that he was the victim of Kevin Kon’s first con, which is how he ended up needing cybernetic replacements...

Solution to The Case of the Con Man's Crown

Feb 18, 2022
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As if I didn’t have enough going on with this whole Capstone returning thing, the Gates of Eden (aka the Creation Orbs) started acting up. It was first noticeable with the BLT Orb. There was some strange weather, glitches in our systems, and strange visions of ghost-like people (reality bleed through). Copycat then contacted us; the Tektixian Sphere (aka Gate of Eden) was pulsing strange energy....

The Gates of Wrath

Jan 07, 2022
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ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids! It’s time for everyone’s favorite show, measured by Neilsen ratings, Roger Roo and the Toon Crew ! theme song plays for 20 seconds before being interrupted by static “After 29 days in space, I, Captain Ron Heartburn, have approached the asteroid. In a matter of moments, I will release the drill missiles. They will bury deep into the asteroid and explode with the power o...

Corrupted

Dec 31, 2021
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Welcome back to RTV [Reality TV], playing all the hits from across the Omniverse. We now return you to SPOOK THRILLER, the ongoing adventures of Milton, a man bitten by a radioactive ghost. Follow me on Amazon for book release updates!

Who Writes This Stuff

Dec 28, 2021
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Welcome back to RTV [Reality TV], playing all the hits from across the Omniverse. Now back to the Top 40 countdown with K.C. Eyecrust! K.C.: Our next hit has been number 3 for five weeks. It’s the hit song from that classic duo, Little Red and Wolfie, “I’ve Got You in My Stomach.” Preorder The Amazing Return Of Captain Heartburn at Amazon.

Top 40 from Across the Omnniverse

Dec 27, 2021
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“This is Captain Ron Heartburn, adventurer, philanthropist, and embodiment of all that is righteous, reporting. It’s only been a few hours since launch. Space is glorious! Do not fear my fellow Food Fighters. I will vanquish the asteroid and save the world from impending doom.” To be continued...on Fri Dec. 31. Consider following for more stories.

Day 1

Dec 24, 2021
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It took some time, but we got Alyx back on her feet after the attack on Blue Light Technologies’ Tower. Her headscarf, the thing keeping her safe from her murderous family, was destroyed when her family attacked the skyscraper, but we made her a mask from bits laying around. The adventures continue in The Dogboy Chronicles . Available now.

Alyx's Mask

Dec 23, 2021
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Your video will play in 15 seconds. YOUNG MAN ON THE BEACH: Dry, itchy eyes are the worst. Thanks to my burning eyes, I can’t play with my friends. A beach ball hits him in the head. YOUNG MAN: That’s why I turn to Amazo Eyes. Amazo Eyes instantly relieves your eyes of— Kkktt. sigh “Captain Ron Heartburn reporting. Day 15 of my mission to stop the asteroid from hitting the Earth. I…I nev...

Dry Eyes

Dec 17, 2021
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