Hi! My name is Roi Dolev.

Past reviewers called my work is "a treat for every musical theatre enthusiast" (Ynet) and said I have “commendable courage” (Walla).

Most recently, the Phoenix Arts Club called me "a lazy arse producer".

I'm writing a new musical called USEFUL IDIOTS!

I considered just calling it AMERICANS! - but that was too short.

It’s a wild satire about a group of queer activists, who - following the destruction of Israel and the extermination of all Jews on earth - decide to heal the middle east the only way they know how:

THROWING A PRIDE PARADE! 🎉🎉🎉

Meanwhile, a group of world leaders gathers to decide who should replace the Jews as the world’s next scapegoat.

What follows leads to mixups, mayhem, and a gay ol’ time, that just might change queer history, and indeed - history, forever.

Now, why should you care? I dunno.

But if what I just described sounds like a musical you’d like to see on stage, I need your help! Specifically your money!

You see, contrary to popular belief, Jews do not control the world economy, and while I’d love to say that I wrote South Park, I did not. Hasa diga eebowai!

No, I am but a broke unemployed Jewish actor in an industry that, let’s face it, doesn’t really love casting Jews right now.

(Seriously, look at a West End cast of any musical and see if you can count more than one Jew. No, Fiddler does not count. But I digress.)

I wrote a really funny musical and I want to bring it to the stage in London, where I currently live. We’ve already had a table read of act I which went extremely well, like, surprisingly so — people seemed to really enjoy it. And now our next goal is to hold more industry readings, leading to a full proper workshop.

(For those unfamiliar with the theatrical lingo, workshops are where you workshop a show.)

So please give if you can - every penny goes towards developing the show, and any amount is very appreciated. We offer some exclusive content to supporters on this page, such as being the first to listen to demos from the show, as well as other rewards.

Thank you!