I was working in the writing lab late one night…ahem, sorry, wrong intro. I was working on a new villain called eMail-Man. He delivers packages and more to (and for) villains. I realized if that was his shtick he needed to work for a company. I thought about Underground Procurement Services (or UPS) as a joke, but it‘d probably cause problems. Then, I thought about U Pay Us (or Else). It sound...