Sostieni Circle Jerk CRM

Welcome to Circle Jerk CRM, the most revolutionary (read: completely unnecessary) CRM parody on the internet. If you’ve ever used a CRM and thought, "Wow, this is overcomplicated and possibly making my life worse,"—same. So I built this as a joke... and then I just kept going.

I’m a web dev enthusiast who somehow found himself making a fake SaaS platform instead of doing something productive. Circle Jerk CRM doesn’t promise efficiency, synergy, or whatever buzzwords real CRMs use. It’s just me learning web development, making fun of bloated software, and having a laugh along the way.

If you found this funny, confusing, or weirdly relatable—feel free to buy me a coffee. Or don’t. It’s a free world (unless your CRM has locked you into a 3-year contract).