I'm Maria. You may know me better as "Cleavage Crumbs."

Care to buy me a coffee, a beer . . . a fuzzy nipple?

Yes, I create funny crap on X and other online hell holes. It is by no means easy work. The amount of supermarket-brand vodka required to stimulate my brain cells to allow "the funny" to flow freely is staggering.

That is why your tips and patronage are so eagerly petitioned and so earnestly appreciated when they are received. (Wow, I sounded like one of those PBS pledge drive announcers, didn't I?)

You can opt for the one-time donation option by choosing the "support" tab

OR...

You can choose to become a monthly contributor by choosing the "membership" tab.

Either way, you will be letting me know that my effort in putting a smile on your face is working.

On behalf of myself and my cat (the furry bastard who takes 15 percent off the top of everything that I earn), we thank you.