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Cookie Crumb Level
$3/monthSupport me on a monthly basis
My eternal gratitude for showing me that you appreciate my attempts at humor.
Potato Chip Crumb Level
$6/monthEverything from the Cookie Crumb Level, PLUS . . .
I will imagine you nude at least once a month while I'm making toast in the morning
Donut Crumbs Level
$15/monthEverything in the previous levels AND . . .
I will sacrifice a stuffed bear in your honor
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