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Cookie Crumb Level
$3
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A monthly donation of a mere $3 goes a long way on my end. It let's me know that my attempts at humor are not all falling flat.
Support me on a monthly basis
My eternal gratitude for showing me that you appreciate my attempts at humor.
Potato Chip Crumb Level
$6
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$6 a month will help me stay caffeinated -- in turn, it will keep my creative juices flowing.
This means you can claim bragging rights for helping keep my juices flowing.
Trust me, you want me juicy when I'm crafting my posts.
Everything from the Cookie Crumb Level, PLUS . . .
I will imagine you nude at least once a month while I'm making toast in the morning
Donut Crumbs Level
$15
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Donating $15 a month will put a very big smile on my face and be a real boost to me on many levels.
Everything in the previous levels AND . . .
I will sacrifice a stuffed bear in your honor