Author Known: Well, well, well… you found me. Whether by fate, accident, or an unfortunate series of Google search results, here you are—standing at the doorway of Author Known, the madhouse where ideas run wild and the line between brilliance and absurdity is so blurred it might as well be a Magic Eye puzzle.
Author Known: I’m the guy behind this chaos—a former master craftsman turned trucker, writer, and philosopher of all things DUMB (Daringly Unconventional, Maddeningly Brilliant). My life has been a series of shifts—from custom cabinetry to cross-country trucking, from woodworking to word-smithing, from reality to whatever this is. And now, I’m here, creating something bigger than myself: a movement, a revolution, a ridiculously good time.
What Is Author Known?
Author Known: Author Known is more than just a name—it’s a challenge. A paradox. A mystery wrapped in a riddle, stuffed inside a cosmic joke. It’s my platform for storytelling, comedy, deep philosophical dives, and the inevitable Dumb Book that will either change lives or at least make people question their life choices while reading it and mysteriously elect me as the 48th POTUS.
Author Known: This is the home of characters and chaos—where Sasquatch meets Waldo, where Squaldo is born, where Dumb and the Impossible Journey to Achieve It takes shape, and where reality gets a much-needed reality check. I’m not here to play by the rules—I’m here to rewrite them, question them, and maybe burn a few just to see what happens.
So, What’s the Big Idea?
Author Known: Glad you asked. Or maybe you didn’t, but I’m answering anyway. My mission is simple: to shake things up. Through books, blogs, scavenger hunts, and real-world adventures, Author Known isn’t just about creating content—it’s about creating experiences.
The DUMB Movement – A philosophy that embraces doing the impossible, questioning the obvious, and laughing at the absurdity of existence.
Squaldo’s Journey – A movie concept that explores what happens when civilization and wilderness collide in the form of Waldo and Sasquatch’s lovechild. (It’s not weird, it’s genius.)
The Author Known Scavenger Hunt – A real-world adventure where rare, golden editions of my book (Dumb and the Impossible Journey to Achieve It) will be hidden in bookstores, libraries, and random public places for the bold to discover.
The Buy Me a Coffee Experiment – Because caffeine fuels creativity, and supporting this madness means more insane ideas can become reality.
I did it! I did it! I did it! I published my first book! You can, too, ya know. I used Amazon KDP because that is the most well-known right now and it's a pretty friendly process.
Get your copy here 👉🏼 https://amzn.to/4nafdNX or simply search "A Glitch in the Mirror" on your Amazon app.
Now back to my feature present station. 😮
Why Should You Care?
Author Known: Maybe you shouldn’t. Maybe you’ve got better things to do, like watching paint dry or doom-scrolling social media. But if you’ve ever felt like the world needs a good shake, if you crave something different, if you believe in the power of storytelling, humor, and unapologetic curiosity and actually playing outside with sticks, balls and real life friends—then stick around.
Author Known: I’m not just here to entertain—I’m here to build something new. Something fun. Something that might just be crazy enough to work.
Author Known: Welcome to the madhouse. Author Known is now Author Here—and things are about to get interesting.
See more at https://AuthorKnown.com