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Members
$8
/month

Miner's Coffee Break

$3
/month

You help keep the servers powered and the coffee flowing. Every little bit helps keep ancient infrastructure and even older code alive.

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • The warm feeling of knowing you've directly delayed catastrophic administrator caffeine deficiency.

  • Your name gets a permanent label on my coffee machine.

Veteran Harvester

$5
/month

The harvest continues, the bills get paid, and the coffee machine remains operational.

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • Your name gets promoted from the coffee machine to one of my actual coffee mugs.

  • Every morning I will briefly acknowledge your contribution before consuming industrial quantities of caffeine.

Tiberium Roast Connoisseur

$10
/month

At this point you're directly helping fund infrastructure, development, and community projects. you are also directly responsible for my increased caffeine intake.

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • Access to supporter posts and updates (which may range from important project news to absolute top-tier shitposting).

  • Your name goes somewhere visible in my office. Wall, door, shelf, random object I'll figure it out and send proof.

  • The knowledge that somewhere a 20-year-old game server is still running because of your poor financial decisions.

Supreme Commander of Caffeine

$50
/month

Are you okay? Seriously, are you sure?
 This tier exists because the website insisted I should have one. If you choose this, you're basically sponsoring both game preservation and my descent into becoming 90% coffee by volume.

  • Everything above

  • a personal thank you

  • I'll probably ask you what reward you actually want because I genuinely did not expect anyone to click this