Ok, I can’t post the flooded bus video because buymeacoffee doesn’t support videos, but I’ll pop it up on Instagram, promise. In the meantime, here I am dressed as a werewolf at six years old. That’s my mom’s handwriting, so you know she organized this picture! Are you team boy, or team slut? Team clever, or team hide your face? Have you ever worn a costume you realize looking back was hurtful? Was yours lazy, too? We hope your Halloween was a hoot!

