I bought a lot of silly domain names.

I live for sillyness. If you were directed here from something that was NOT silly.

I apologise profusely. You have been lied to, defrauded, and deserve a hug.

I also really like ducks. Like really! Like.. I started a software company and named everything we do after it.

And you could technically control nuclear power plants with that software.

I'm also adorable.