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Spilled milk

$1
/month

See random doodles and sketches.

Get a neo-plasticism-portrait after a year of support!

Or send a reference and I'll send you back some unfinished artwork.

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Pizzeria Napkins

$10
/month

I will draw a sketch of you, or I can make you a post-neo-plasticism portrait. Please send me a high quality reference photo.

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Flat tire

$50
/month

I'll sketch you with color and/or full body. (hi-res photo ref req)

Will also make you a post-neo-plasticism portrait.

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Stubbed toe

$150
/month

I'll draw you a digital portrait in my style. Hi-res ref pic req.

Also includes a graphic portrait, and post-neo-plasticism portrait.

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Made of money

$250
/month
Limited (3 of 3 remaining)

I will paint you in a style of your choosing.

Can also choose an 3 graphic portraits, or 15 post-neo-plasticism portraits.

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Paper Cut

$999
/month
Limited (1 of 1 remaining)

You've lost your fire extinguisher and there's money burning a hole in your pocket.

You're tired of being financially responsible and secure.

You take pride in paying for something at a 4000% markup.

I don't know. I'll make you 2 oil paintings or something.

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