UKCP solid brass keyring

UKCP solid brass keyring

Apr 06, 2026

Help support us by getting one of our custom limited edition UKCP brass keyrings.

This is a laser etched keyring and shows our UKCP logo one one side, and the message CCAB - CORRUPT COPS ARE BASTARDS on the other. We can produce the redacted version of BASTARDS (BAST*RDS) if you prefer.

We cannot go so far as to say ACAB as we still believe there are some good cops.

To get one of these limited edition keyrings, use 'Buy Me a Coffee' for a value of £12 (or more) and specifiy you'd like a keyring.

You will need to provide a postal address which we will contact you for using the email address linked to your donation. We are working on other designs and materials.

If you have already tipped over this value, drop us a message and we will send you one.

BONUS

Do you have a specific corrupt police officer on your radar?

A tip of £15+ and we will send a custom keyring to an officer of your choice (via the force HQ address) and will include their collar number below the message. A photo of this will be provided to you with proof of postage.

imageA split ring is supplied but not shown in the photo

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