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Amazing Person
£2/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (and prove that you're awesome!)
Work in progress updates (My work is progressing. How fun is that?)
Behind the scenes (See all the crap no-one wants to see!)
Supplier of Vital Nourishment
£4/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (like my spine, only with less gribbly bits attached.)
Work in progress updates (STILL making progress. Surprise!)
Behind the scenes (but I promise to wear pants. Mostly.)
Filler of Currently Empty Things
£6/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (like the guidance counsellor I never had, because that's not a thing in the UK.)
Work in progress updates (I have paused to eat a sandwich)
Behind the scenes (I'm told it's my best angle)
Investor in Dubious Adventures
£8/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (you’re a buttress. No, I didn’t mean it like that! Sorry… you’re a bulwark)
Work in progress updates (I am masticating. NO, it means CHEWING! Sandwich, remember?)
Behind the scenes (I'm not gonna lie - it gets smelly.)
Champion of All Things!
£25/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (especially my head, which gets quite floppy.)
Work in progress updates (you can LITERALLY watch me write every word. It's boring as bat sh*t though.)
Behind the scenes (I will wear a dress. You can call me anything you want.)
What the hell is wrong with you?
£100/місяцьSupport me on a monthly basis (you're like the curvy hole that makes old train bridges work)
Work in progress updates (you don't even have to read 'em.)
Behind the scenes (you can live in my attic. No, seriously.)
A Brontosaurus spirit animal. (But you have to come and get him.)
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