Prompt: rewrite the musical "West Side Story" replacing Macintosh users (Macs) for the Jets and Windows users (Wins) for the sharks, and the location is Silicon Valley and provide song lyrics
Title: "Silicon Side Story"
The setting is Silicon Valley, the heart of the tech world. Two factions, the Macs and the Wins, vie for dominance, their rivalry as old as the tech industry itself.
Opening number: "Silicon Valley Nights" (based on "Prologue")
(Enter the Macs)
♪ In the valley of the tech, where the geeks play,
No place for the weak, only the smart may stay.
We're the Macs, yeah, the Macs, and we rule this zone,
With our sleek designs and interface tone. ♪
(Enter the Wins)
♪ Here come the Wins, though, with their versatile ways,
Claiming they're the masters of the software maze.
With their Windows open, they're hoping to control,
But we'll show them who's got the real leading role. ♪
Song: "A Girl Named Siri" (based on "Maria")
♪ I just met a girl named Siri,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Siri, I just kissed a girl named Siri,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be! ♪
Song: "One Code, One Source" (based on "One Hand, One Heart")
♪ Make of our hands, one hand,
Make of our codes, one source.
Day after day, one thing,
Now it begins, now we start,
One code, one source. ♪
Song: "Operating Systems Free" (based on "America")
(Enter the Macs)
♪ I like the island MacOS is on,
I know you do,
Smash an error, you can go on,
I know you do. ♪
(Enter the Wins)
♪ Windows has its own appeal,
Everywhere an open field.
Always you can customize,
That’s something to idealize. ♪
Song: "I Feel Techie" (based on "I Feel Pretty")
♪ I feel techie, oh so techie,
I feel techie and witty and bright!
And I pity any user who isn't me tonight. ♪
Final Song: "Somewhere (A Place for Us)"
♪ There's a place for us,
Somewhere a place for us.
Peace and quiet and open source,
Wait for us,
Somewhere.
There's a time for us,
Someday a time for us,
Time together with time to spare,
Time to learn, time to care,
Someday...
We'll find a new way of living,
We'll find a way of forgiving,
Somewhere... ♪
The "Silicon Side Story" ends with a poignant message about the unnecessary rivalry and the potential of unity in the tech world.