Apoya a Swaddo

Hey, I’m Blake — a semi-retired software engineer, avid gamer, and Tesla owner. I still write code… mostly because the alternative is talking to people.

I spent years turning caffeine into features, debugging at 2 a.m., and pretending “it works on my machine” was a valid strategy. Now I mostly make things that amuse me (and hopefully you).

If my work has ever saved you from a stack overflow rabbit hole, made you snort-laugh, or simply delayed your own existential crisis by a few minutes — I'd love it if you could to buy me a coffee (or a beer).

I’ll use it to stay slightly more functional and slightly less grumpy.

Thanks for being here. You’re the real MVP. ☕