(Top secret photograph taken of the Cafliks back in the lab writing new scripts.)
"Operation: Vaticanus 2025"
Asset Status: Compromised
Location: [REDACTED]
Date: [EXPUNGED]
Mission Brief: Surveillance teams have obtained rare visual confirmation of high-ranking Catholic operatives deep within the Vatican, confirmed testing of rapid-response mantras (e.g., "Tradition predates your Bible!") in simulated debate chambers. Codenamed "Project Echo Chamber," this operation suggests advanced doctrinal recalibration underway.
Threat Assessment:
Primary Objective: Deploy persuasive narratives to sustain papal authority under intellectual scrutiny.
Secondary Objective: Develop new apparition-based narratives to reinforce Marian devotion.
Activity: Decryption of ancient canons, potential insertion of [DATA EXPUNGED]
Risk Level: ECUMENICAL BREACH IMMINENT
Directive: Maintain overwatch. Do NOT engage. Await further instructions from The Tabernacle.
End Transmission.
WARNING: If captured, plead the Fifth Sola.