About Simba the 'TechKing'
Writing Tech Satire for TechOnion
Hello, I'm Simba and I write about tech for the TechOnion, a blog where I translate Silicon Valley tech gibberish into actual human language.
By day, I expose tech billionaires' claims of "changing the world" (they're not). By night, I survive on Chai latte erm coffee and the tears of disgruntled CEOs like Tim "Let em" Cook who didn't appreciate our article "New iPhone Feature Allows Users to Pay More for Less Every September.
Your donations directly fund:
- My Starbucks Chai Latte addiction (the true innovation engine behind TechOnion)
- Server and hosting costs (turns out our "cloud" is actually someone else's computer)
- Legal fees (apparently billionaires can't take a joke and they are definitely coming any day now!)
- Research (i.e., me downloading unnecessary apps and bricking my devices for your entertainment)
PS: I also write both fiction "Chronicles of the Pied Piper: The Return to Hamelin" as Michael J. Sceptre and non-fiction books "Clickonomics: How to Win Friends and Influence People on the Internet."
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