Welcome to my mission of becoming a full-time content creator! As you know, youtube demonetizes most reactions. So, here's the deal:

We calculate a minimum donation of £1 for 1 minute. For example:

1 coffee = you can request a video of up to 5 minutes*

3 coffees = you can request a video of up to 15 minutes*

5 coffees = you can request a video of up to 25 minutes*

10 coffees = you can request a video of up to 50 minutes*

100 coffees = you can request a video of up to 500 minutes*

Guidelines:

*Please consider the time it takes to record, so factor in my commentary into the total duration.

*Please don't send videos longer than your donation. You'll need more coffees for longer videos.

*Please don't send any videos that have an agenda, hate speech, forced controversy, etc.

*Please don't send any video that will be blocked by youtube. Videos that get blocked on youtube will be uploaded here. It may be available on youtube after copyright is released. This may take up to a month to dispute.

*Please send me the link to the video and let me know if I should read your message or keep it anonymous.

*Please know that once your video is reacted to, I will schedule it to a near date, youtube members have early access to scheduled videos so you might see your video with a "members first" message next to it but don't worry, it will be released publicly soon (unless it has copyright blocking it, in that case, you'll only be able to see it here.)

*Please note that when I get lots of requests, there may be a queue but I will react to your request as soon as I can. Some videos labelled "urgent" will be pushed to the front of the queue if it is time sensitive. For example, the final performance of an event, a viral or trending video, a holiday event, an upcoming show, etc.

*Please don't send any self-promotion or paid promotion. Brand deals should be negotiated separately. Contact me for business on this e-mail: [email protected]

Note: It's also important to understand that these are donations, not purchases, I reserve my right to not react to videos I don't agree with or enjoy. I may also not upload it to my youtube channel if I don't agree with it. Also, please follow youtube guidelines and keep the content family-friendly (other content like stand-up comedy can be an exception if reasonable, but avoid very strong language).

All donations will go into making the channel better for your enjoyment and to help me become a full-time creator! Leave your nickname so I can thank you for your generosity! I hope you enjoy your time watching stuff with me!

Attention:

Please bear in mind that we have a queue for the requests. So if you request an urgent video which is trending, please write *URGENT* as the first word of your request. This is the only way to skip the queue, otherwise, please wait until I go through the queue to reach your request.

*Please consider the time it takes to read your message, leave my commentary, and the added seconds. If you send me a 5-minute video, it will probably take me 10 minutes. Please factor this in and be mindful of the extra seconds, a 5:59 video is not 5 minutes.