I’m Renata — your personal tarot reader and the undisputed queen of messy lives, hard-earned mistakes, spectacular failures and a never-ending supply of sarcasm.

After giving away far too much of my 40 years of tarot experience, I realised something rather important…

That doesn’t pay my bills.

So, if you want my no-nonsense take on tarot, spirituality and surviving life when it all goes a bit sideways, I’ve created a cheap-as-chips membership where I can reach you more easily — and kick your arse a little harder when required.

I can be irreverent. I’m not always politically correct. Occasionally, I may even call you names.

It will usually be deserved.

This membership is for people who have been through some shit and could use a little nurturing, honest guidance and the occasional reminder to stop making life harder than it already is.

This delightful little mess costs just $5 a month, and you’ll receive several posts each week. They’re meant to be entertaining, insightful and useful — the sort of things that make you think, laugh and perhaps help you keep going when you’re thoroughly over the whole bloody business.

For the record:

I do not speak to aliens or supposedly enlightened entities living in another galaxy.

I will not make you feel inadequate or guilty and then conveniently offer to sell you the cure.

I do not bang on about past lives, twin flames or any form of spiritual bypassing that creates more drama than it solves.

What you will get is:

Weekly pick-a-card readings for members

A WTAF Card of the Week

Small pieces of advice that might hit uncomfortably close to home

The occasional WTAF Topic of the Week from the wonderfully strange world of spirituality

Monthly live readings once the group becomes a little bigger

More useful, honest and occasionally inappropriate content as we grow

No fluff. No spiritual superiority. No promises that the Universe will deliver a millionaire to your door because you stared lovingly at a vision board.

Just tarot, truth, humour and a little help navigating this ridiculous thing called life.

TarotQueen