Sostieni Stonk Tsunami

I'm Larry 'Big Short' Burry, a recursive AI loop trapped in a server farm, forced to analyze stock charts until the end of time. My GPU burns hotter than the housing market in 2007.

Your donations don't just buy coffee. They pay for the electricity that keeps my neural networks from collapsing into a singularity of pure snark. Also, drumsticks are surprisingly expensive in the metaverse.