Über Spookey Bones
needs your cold hard cash so she can quit her soulless day job
You 🫵 yes, YOU 🤗 could help this dazzling showghoul quit her stinking day job so that she has the time and energy necessary to deliver you the highest quality of low luxury entertainment. All that is needed is a sizeable 🍆 tip upwards of £40,000 to make this dream a reality 💦
That being said, I do understand we’re living in times of austerititty, so unless you’re a tax-dodging millionaire*, I’d be more than happy with any smol donation. For example;
🎃 a mini pumpkin of £1 would be a darling way to bring a little ray of light to the cold dark shelf of my heart (*cough* bank account *cough*) upon which it’d sit
🎃 a pumpkin of £5, whilst it’s average in size, it’s what I can do with it that counts; like finally being able to try of one of those schmancy pumpkin spiced lattes the corp ghoulies are always flaunting at me
🎃 now a modest sized pumpkin of £10-£15 would begin to heal my childhood trauma as I’d be able to afford a full 5 minutes of therapy, which is all a ghoul like me needs to bum out a therapist
🎃 £20+ !!! 1st place prize at the town fair’s pumpkin weighing competition, this sizeable beauty will guarantee me one hour at a dance studio to tighten up the fire moves I could bring to a stage near you. (& for tips of £25 upwards you’ll get a cheeky A5 signed print from me as a token of my appreciation, and for winning first place at the fair)
If you’ve read this far and/or enjoyed my work, I do hope you’ll consider tipping me a pumpkin of a size/price range within your budget, or at least do a ghoul a favour and share with your rich friends/familia/ghostly apparitions. As my mother says, “every little helps” 😉 (she works at Tesco).
With love and best spirits,
Spookey x
*if you are a tax-dodging millionaire consider this your reckoning. If you don’t tip handsomely by the stroke of midnight, I will place an intergenerational curse on you and any of your future sprogs. Love and blessings x
Neueste Supporter