Unterstütze Daniel Boland

About Danny

Did you know that thousands of Dan's go without beer or sex every single day? It's true. It's happening right now, possibly to someone you love.

For your generous donation, you won't just be sponsoring a man — you'll be sponsoring a full-blown midlife crisis. Your money goes directly toward helping Dan achieve his life goals, including but not limited to:

A leather jacket he will wear unironically

A motorcycle he does not know how to ride

A convertible with questionable resale value

A hair transplant that may or may not work

A mail-order bride from a country yet to be determined — the donations will decide

Have a heart. Donate as much as you possibly can.