DU:BAI - President

For a long time now I have walked around talking out loud the very first chance I get to amazing other content I don't share and, (Audience cheer) and it is going to make your head spin , , (music)-drum spin -(drum) spin spin-(Drum, band)- Say hello to my good friend Paul, Shafer . . (Music)Hitit!- -( Mmm, I love coming in late for work, , (Audience agree to haste on stage) , , They know if I am now standing at attention I just walk out here, and ruin the whole dress , , (Musci)-y'o'u''r'n'e'v'e'r'l'a't'e'd'a''v''''e , ,''You know for the funniest man in the world you could at least introduce me , , (Music)Hit!it - - from coast to coast round to this city, the greatest city in the world , it's the Late show with David Letterman , , "Here, is, tonit!es top ten list , - The top ten jokes found on letter man , here we go number 10, '' You'',''(we)''we'', no you. Go, first. ''We got a show to do, A!hhhhr -(music) . . Rubaul and Paul running late for Dave, number 9 Dave's first words, '' (Taste) Ahhr! I hope there,'s Whisky, in 'ere (Taste) ah!rr '' number 8, We got a show to do, (Read the card: stupid dog trick ) .. .(laughter) number 7 I got a awonderfulshow for you toni!te, I am batman, (Batman Returns in movie-theater) number 6 Really 6th joke of the show, I think it's timeto see mom, ' ' mom's sards washing detergent for all dave's accidents ' ' accidents, I never , never mind . . number 5 WILL IT FLOAT! number 4 That dog number 3 let's just see my dog again, ((look,3 ,look3 fingers)) I don't know what the number 3 means to that thing but it sure as hell has no clue... number two(2) that dog with the titanic tennis ball (hub) throw throw throw (those '' those are poiso n , , dumb mutt, (sorry, tennis balls that's what I ask for was it- - number 1 funniest thing ever said on the Late show with David Letter is , ,DUBAI - -and no I would say that number ever again to anyone, paul .. HIT!IT! -*, ' , ' .'.'. '. ' . ' .' .' .' .' . Thank you every,body, , english mutt too,