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Ristretto
$1
/month
A smol concentrated shot of caffeine โ
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Espresso
$2
/month
A basic shot of caffeine โ
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Lungo
$3
/month
An espresso brewed with twice the hot water โ
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[NSFI] Not Safe For Italians
$3
/month
Depending on where you live, this may be an espresso shot poured into additional hot water (Long Black), or vice versa (Americano) โ
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Doppio
$4
/month
Double shot of caffeine โโ
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Flat White
$5
/month
Doppio with a thin layer of milk foam โ๏ธโ๏ธMy personal favourite ๐๏ธ
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Cold Brew
$7
/month
Perfect for the summer, still good all year round โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Fancy coffee brewed in a fancy way
$10
/month
Made from gourmet coffee beans and brewed with a sophisticated method. V60 Pour-Over, Chemex, Aeropress, Siphon... you name it โ๏ธโ๏ธ
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A bag of coffee beans
$15
/month
Many, many cups of coffee! โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธWARNING: May cause caffeine addiction.
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A bag of gourmet coffee beans
$25
/month
Has to be brewed with passion to become truly delicious โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธWARNING: May cause severe caffeine addiction.
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Expensive coffee gear
$50
/month
I don't have it, and I'm not entirely sure I want it because there is no going back from this level of addiction.
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Pay my bills
$75
/month
You don't want this. Please scroll back to the coffee options.
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Make me rich
$100
/month
Because who doesn't want to be rich?
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