Support Retrovania Land's Pizzeria & NES Museum

Yo Crypt Squad, pure-blooded monster kids, latchkey ghouls, and late-night pizza-powered freaks!

Cap’n Retrovania here. We’re building the ultimate neon-drenched destination in the Pittsburgh, PA area: Cap’n Retrovania Land's Pizzeria & NES Museum combined with our 80s and 90s video arcade — opening 2027.

Picture it: hot pizza coming out of the oven, original NES consoles and arcade cabinets glowing on CRTs, a full video arcade packed with classic cabinets, and a museum wing loaded with rare cartridges, Nintendo Power collections, memorabilia, and playable stations dedicated to 80s NES horror and 80s & 90s-kid culture. One cohesive, pizza-powered experience.

Sample Haunted Pizzeria Menu:

- Graveyard Resurrection Pie — Spicy pepperoni, gooey mozzarella, and tangy blood-red marinara. Inspired by Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti.

- Belmont's Vampire Hunter Special — Extra garlic, roasted red peppers, black olives, and a drizzle of herbed “holy water” olive oil. Pure Castlevania energy.

- Freddy’s Nightmare Supreme — Pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, and a swirl of spicy dream sauce.

- Camp Crystal Lake Slaughterhouse — Pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeños with a smoky edge. Friday the 13th campfire carnage.

- Monster Party Mayhem — Pepperoni, sausage, olives, onions, and pineapple (fight me). Maximum weird-monster energy.

- Beetlejuice Neitherworld Special — Alternating red sauce and white garlic-ricotta stripes, topped with black olives and green peppers. It’s showtime.

- Jaws Bite — White or red sauce with shrimp (or anchovies) and a lemon-garlic finish.

- Fright Night Special — Smoky bacon, roasted garlic, blood-red peppers, and a midnight-black olive “vampire bite” finish. Pure 1985 Charlie Brewster energy.

- Night of the Demons Pie — Spicy sausage, jalapeños, black olives, and a swirling purple-tinged “possessed” cheese blend. Don’t open that door.

- Goosebumps Haunted Mask Supreme — Pepperoni, mushrooms, and an eerie green pesto swirl under melted mozzarella. The mask wants to stay on.

- TMNT Sewer Supreme — Pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, and extra cheese. Cowabunga, pizza time!

- Double Dragon Twin Dragon Special — Double pepperoni, black olives, onions, and a fiery red-pepper kick. Street-fighting power-up.

- Splatterhouse Carnage — Loaded pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and spicy blood-red sauce. Pure 8-bit body-horror mayhem.

- Always available: Classic Cheese, Pepperoni, and the eternal Hawaiian (extra pineapple power-up), plus our house special bread sticks "Retrovania Lands Garlic Bread Sticks".

Games that will be featured and playable in the museum

Core collection:

Castlevania • Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest • Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse • TMNT • Double Dragon 1 & 2 • Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti (Japanese exclusive) • Kid Dracula • Monster Party • A Nightmare on Elm Street • Jaws • Friday the 13th • Beetlejuice

Our own upcoming homebrew titles (including Cap’n Retrovania’s Totally Toxic Pizza-Slingin’ Showdown) and guest homebrews.

Additional targets: Ghosts ’n Goblins, Ghostbusters / The Real Ghostbusters, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Uninvited, Shadowgate, Maniac Mansion, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein: The Monster Returns, Ghoul School, Zombie Nation.

Your support funds rare game and hardware acquisitions, immersive displays, playable stations, arcade cabinets, the pizza kitchen build-out, and securing the Pittsburgh-area location for 2027. We are also accepting serious non-cash donations of working NES/Famicom systems, games, magazines, and related memorabilia (DM for details).

Cap’n Retrovania’s Totally Toxic Pizza-Slingin’ Showdown Demo Reward Tiers

(8-bit NES 4-player co-op horror-splatter beat-’em-up)

Every supporter receives:

Early access to the game demo • Thank-you credit in the game • X shout-outs • Physical sticker sheet featuring 8-bit sprites

Digital Package / Affordable Tiers (lower one-time amounts)

- Early access to the demo

- Thank-you in the credits

- X shout-outs

- Physical sticker sheet featuring 8-bit sprites

- Additional digital goodies as available

$5 - Latchkey Ghoul

- Digital recognition on the Crypt Squad supporter wall

- Exclusive monthly Clubhouse updates and behind-the-scenes game-dev progress reports

- Early access to digital content, magazine previews, and development screenshots/videos

- Monthly digital sticker pack downloads

$15 - Arcade Crypt Commando (Recommended)

- Everything in Latchkey Ghoul

- Annual physical sticker pack (or rotating small merch) shipped to you

- Voting rights on future exhibit themes, games to acquire, and certain game-dev decisions

- Member discounts on future merch, magazines, and visits once open

- Access to private community updates and expanded game-dev deep dives

$25 – Limited Edition Physical NES Grey Cartridge

Everything above, plus:

- Limited-edition physical NES aka NERDTENDO grey cartridge

- Full-color box packaging

- Game sticker sheet featuring 8-bit sprites

- Nintendo Power–style Strategy Guide with instructions manual, character stats, lore, Pitchfork Cove map plus more!

- Exclusive Producer credit

- Design an enemy or boss

- Get turned into a mini-boss (we’ll record your character dialogue and turn it into authentic 8-bit voice-over clips for your mini-boss)

$45 - Video Game Vampire VIP / Pizza Power Patron

- Everything above

- Special recognition in the physical museum (digital display or plaque)

- Priority / early access once the Pittsburgh location opens

- Limited physical rewards (exclusive prints, custom items, or future limited NES homebrew carts when available)

- Direct input opportunities on museum layout, acquisitions, special exhibits, and ongoing game development

- Occasional signed or exclusive Cap’n content + premium sticker/merch packs

$50 – Cap’n Retrovania’s Pizzeria & NES Museum Pizza Box Pack (The Works!)

Everything in the $25 tier, plus the ultimate pizza-powered haul delivered in a real Cap’n Retrovania’s Pizzeria & NES Museum pizza box:

- Limited-edition physical NES aka NERDTENDO grey cartridge AND the ultra-rare Radioactive Orange Pizza Sauce Ecto-Ooze cartridge

- Full-color box packaging for both carts

- Stickers sheets (multiple exclusive sheets)

- Official Retrovania Land’s Pizzeria & NES Museum T-shirt

- All the extras from the $45 tier (manual, Nintendo Power–style Strategy Guide with instructions manual, character stats, lore, Pitchfork Cove map, credits, etc.)

- The complete “the works” demo packing experience — pure toxic pizza magic ready for your NES sleepover marathons

Higher one-time “Buy me a pizza” options remain available with shout-outs, recognition, and the same base digital + sticker rewards for everyone.

Every slice, every dollar, every cartridge donation gets us closer to opening the doors in 2027 — and closer to dropping the Totally Toxic Pizza-Slingin’ Showdown demo.

Note: After donating please supply us with your name, and mailing address for physical rewards.

Stay radical. Stay spooky. Stay pizza-powered.

—Cap’n Retrovania 🍕🧛🕹️🎃

Support Retrovania's Pizzeria & NES Museum