Hello? Is anyone out there? Guy Redshurt here, using the radio-pulse transmitter to broadcast an SOS from an alternate dimension. The other citizens of Portalville, my lovely co-host Ms. August Pots and I are all trapped here on an island. One overrun by zombies and other bizarre creatures...as far as we can tell, this is the ONLY island in an infinite sea and we have no escape! If you're picking up this signal, we could use some support. In the form of coffees. This would help us to continue our SOS and Portalville News broadcasts, entertain you and maybe secure some interesting guest voices...please, help! SOS!