Verse 1) Out in the holler where the gravel roads wind, Got a crew that's wilder than a

Verse 1) Out in the holler where the gravel roads wind, Got a crew that's wilder than a backwoods grind. John Russell spittin' jokes sharper than a switchblade knife, Tom Chillstrom laughin' 'bout the ring life. Big Ace stompin' in like a rasslin' storm, Whitney McCallister hollerin' loud, keepin' the crowd warm. They ain't here for the beef, nah, they here to make friends, DMs wide open, no drama, no ends. (Chorus) Two Count Show, y'all, that's the name of the game, Wrestlin' and comedy, settin' the night aflame. From the mat to the mic, they droppin' them bombs, Pro graps and punchlines, singin' this country psalm. Here to make friends, raise a glass to the crew, Twitch in the barn, light it up, come through. Two Count, two Count, pin me down with a grin, Laugh 'til you cry, then we do it again! (Verse 2) Joined in May '20, when the world went on pause, Started slingin' hot takes like moonshine in jars. One thousand followin', two sixty-three strong, Buildin' that family, singin' our rasslin' song. Big Ace with the suplex, John with the roast, Tom twistin' words like a figure-four hold. Whitney's the super fan, screamin' from the cheap seats, Turnin' strangers to brothers over cold IPAs and beats. (Chorus) Two Count Show, y'all, that's the name of the game, Wrestlin' and comedy, settin' the night aflame. From the mat to the mic, they droppin' them bombs, Pro graps and punchlines, singin' this country psalm. Here to make friends, raise a glass to the crew, Twitch in the barn, light it up, come through. Two Count, two Count, pin me down with a grin, Laugh 'til you cry, then we do it again! (Bridge) Ain't no heel turns here, just good ol' boy fun, From the indie fed lights to the comedy run. Fire up that stream, grab your flannel and boots, Two Count's callin', shake off them city roots. (Outro) So tip your hat to the Two Count crew, Makin' friends in the squared circle, me and you. Yee-haw for the grapples, holler for the laughs, Two Count forever, raisin' hell on them rafts. Fade out with a chokeslam... and a mic drop, son! https://x.com/2countshow https://suno.com/s/cXL6b2l2BJ5avDW9