🎵 “Ballad of @MutteringJ” (To the tune of a classic upbeat folk-rock song — think early

🎵 “Ballad of @MutteringJ” (To the tune of a classic upbeat folk-rock song — think early Dylan or Randy Newman — satirical, self-aware, and cheeky) ⸻ (Verse 1) Well he rolls out of bed ‘round the crack of noon, Claims he’s the king of the late night tune From spousal drop-offs to podcast fame, @MutteringJ is the name, that’s the name! He don’t follow no one — he’s a digital monk, But he’s got hot takes and that signature funk Some say radio’s past, but he’s holdin’ tight, Shoutin’ into mics from morning to night ⸻ (Chorus) 🎶 Oh @MutteringJ, the joke crafter true A doyen of podcastin’ with nothin’ to prove You might call him genius, or say he’s absurd — But don’t interrupt him, he’s muttering words! 🎶 ⸻ (Verse 2) He’s got 4K followers, that’s no small feat, A verified ghost on these internet streets He’s droppin’ one-liners with surgical flair, In a folding chair at the county fair He riffs on the legends, he spars with the hacks, He’s got morning show memories and throwback cracks And while the world’s busy scrollin’ and postin’ for clout, @MutteringJ’s just muttering out loud ⸻ (Chorus) 🎶 Oh @MutteringJ, with a mic and a grin A master of monologue soaked in gin Some say he’s genius, some say passé — But he’s muttering on, either way! 🎶 ⸻ (Bridge – Spoken Word Style) “Y’know, back in my day, we didn’t need TikTok to go viral. We just needed a mic, a mildly annoyed spouse, And a vaguely bitter anecdote about Howard Stern.” ⸻ (Verse 3) From a spousal drop-off to stand-up sets, He’s crafting those jokes you just might forget But every now and then, one hits like a dart, Right in the middle of your cold dead heart He’s not chasin’ fame, not beggin’ for likes, He’s just muttering truth through busted mics So raise up your earbuds, salute the absurd — To the joke crafter muttering every word ⸻ (Final Chorus) 🎶 Oh @MutteringJ, a legend, a vibe A mutterin’ menace, a podcast scribe He may not follow, but he surely leads In the sacred lost art of jokin’ for free 🎶 (Outro – fading) 🎶 Joke crafter… mutterin’ free… @MutteringJ… eternally… 🎶 https://suno.com/s/y9IcqJqnjkLzao5n