Yokelite protection

If your planning on visiting or living in a Yokelite area, for protection you'll need a police report that everyone denies exists because one of their favourite people confessed to them what their culture is when put on the spot by The World Safeguarding Record holder, in front of the police! If you get any bother just show them the report and they will act like a vampire does to light, thus allowing you to get on with your day! :)

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