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idk bro if you spent hundreds of dollars to turn into an alligator become some schmuck on the internet said you could, I think that's on you - CAVAET EMPTOR.
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About Owen Conant
Oddball Rhythm Guitarist
Hi! My name's Owen. I'm a 28 year old songwriter, sesame chicken connoisseur, and disabled human rights advocate from the Great Lakes region, just trying to find my footing in the world!