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You are your own reward and don't you forget that.
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There are no rewards, but I'll let you request some stupid shit you try to tell me isn't for you, but is for your girl.
Except for the Twilight movies or 50 Shades of Grey....you are on your own dog. Pony up.
And yes, Greys Anatomy is because my girl wants that shit. I stopped watching when Dempsey left, like we all should have
Oh and like this is all just fake if I don't know you. Haha, what's a plex. I don't even know. But like no rewards.
Oh Shit, you are too good
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2 fucking lbs. of slimy chicken breasts filled to the gullet with chicken juice and injected with more hormones than MJ
One pack of cancer causing teeth staining sticks
One 12 pack of soda
One RedTube Premium subscription (because the free stuff just wasn't doing it anymore)
A Whopper at Burger King
One box of wine
A lazy tug and toss from a homeless person that didn't really want to work for food but could use the protein
Half of a regular priced movie ticket that some kids will fucking talk through and ruin anyway
Two pre-rolled joints (do it yourself you lazy fuck)
Two gallons of unleaded gas...maybe
You fucking god, you
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Okay, these are not rewards at all, just a list of shit I would do for more money
Custom Photo Set (10-15 pics) $40
Custom video from $10 per minute
1 on 1 Sexting $2.50 per minute
Used panties, socks, stockings From $50
Dick rating (text) $10
Dick rating (video message) $25
Premium nude snapchat $50
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