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Pfft

$4
/month

  • You are your own reward and don't you forget that.

Keep it Going

$6
/month

  • There are no rewards, but I'll let you request some stupid shit you try to tell me isn't for you, but is for your girl.

  • Except for the Twilight movies or 50 Shades of Grey....you are on your own dog. Pony up.

  • And yes, Greys Anatomy is because my girl wants that shit. I stopped watching when Dempsey left, like we all should have

  • Oh and like this is all just fake if I don't know you. Haha, what's a plex. I don't even know. But like no rewards.

Oh Shit, you are too good

$8
/month

  • 2 fucking lbs. of slimy chicken breasts filled to the gullet with chicken juice and injected with more hormones than MJ

  • One pack of cancer causing teeth staining sticks

  • One 12 pack of soda

  • One RedTube Premium subscription (because the free stuff just wasn't doing it anymore)

  • A Whopper at Burger King

  • One box of wine

  • A lazy tug and toss from a homeless person that didn't really want to work for food but could use the protein

  • Half of a regular priced movie ticket that some kids will fucking talk through and ruin anyway

  • Two pre-rolled joints (do it yourself you lazy fuck)

  • Two gallons of unleaded gas...maybe

You fucking god, you

$10
/month

  • Okay, these are not rewards at all, just a list of shit I would do for more money

  • Custom Photo Set (10-15 pics) $40

  • Custom video from $10 per minute

  • 1 on 1 Sexting $2.50 per minute

  • Used panties, socks, stockings From $50

  • Dick rating (text) $10

  • Dick rating (video message) $25

  • Premium nude snapchat $50

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