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Chief Feline Officer
$50/monthAt this point you’re basically a shareholder in my cat.Support me on a monthly basis
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Adopt This Developer
$200/monthThis tier is completely absurd — but if you pick it, I’ll assume you're either a legend or my cat using your credit card.Support me on a monthly basis
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Lifetime accessCat Guardian for Life
$666/One-timeYou’re no longer a supporter — you’re family now. You have secured eternal approval from the cat (and conditional approval from me).
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Feed the Beast
$5
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For the price of one premium can of cat food, you keep the furry overlord satisfied and support my work.You get a public thank-you + warm fuzzy feeling (not guaranteed from the cat).
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Catnip Investor
$10
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You’re now contributing to both caffeine and catnip budgets. Things are getting serious.
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Emergency Vet Fund
$20
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You’ve reached the level where the cat might actually acknowledge your existence. Might.
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Chief Feline Officer
$50
/month
At this point you’re basically a shareholder in my cat.
Support me on a monthly basis
Unlock exclusive posts and messages
Lifetime access
Cat Guardian for Life
$666
/One-time
You’re no longer a supporter — you’re family now. You have secured eternal approval from the cat (and conditional approval from me).
Lifetime access to exclusive content
Access to full library