Hi, I'm Mocha — CEO (Cat Executive Officer) of a rapidly growing household disruption company, supported by 4 highly unqualified minions.
My core business activities include screaming at 3AM, conducting gravity research (pushing things off tables), sitting on keyboards during important meetings, and demanding food exactly 6 minutes after eating.
If I have ever made you smile, sent you into a spiral of cat videos, or temporarily helped you forget your problems — this is your chance to invest in the chaos.
Your coffee donation directly funds:
🐟 Emergency tuna acquisition
📦 Luxury cardboard infrastructure
💤 Operational nap expansion
😈 Tiny criminal activities
No refunds. Past performance does not guarantee future obedience.
📸 Follow the company's daily operations: instagram.com/mocha_kofi_latte_21
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