It's a friendly metaphor, not real coffee. Each "coffee" is $5 and you can buy as many you like.
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About Mike
Caffeine-deprived dad in survival mode ☕ One coffee = toddler whisperer powers, terrible fantasy football takes, overanalyzing Wemby cards, and my Tesla not summoning itself into a ditch. Buy me one and you’re instantly promoted to Favorite Human status.
