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Hi! 👋 I’m growing an avocado tree from scratch 🌱 This page is a weekly photo diary of its very serious (and very slow) growth journey. Expect cute updates, mildly unhinged captions, plant wins, plant drama, and the occasional existential leaf. If you enjoy watching tiny things grow, cheering for new leaves, or supporting a long-term project that will maybe pay off in 10–20 years — you’re in the right place 🥑 Buy me a coffee if you’d like to support the avocado’s journey (and its caretaker).