Dear CBC honchos – Marie-Philippe Bouchard, Rosemary Barton, David Cochrane, Adrienne Arsenault, Catherine Tunney, Elizabeth Thompson, and whichever TikTok intern is churning out your latest propaganda reel. I know you’re reading this, rolling your eyes, already slapping “far-right extremist” labels on me because I dare call out your nonsense. It’s this toxic, one-sided mentality that’s turned your network into a shitshow of Liberal government-propagandized rhetoric, a $1.4 billion taxpayer-funded echo chamber that’d be better off running a summer camp for aspiring thespians skilled in selective outrage and punitive bias.
Your shiny new five-year plan, dropped this past Wednesday, October 15, 2025, is a masterclass in denial, a glossy dodge pretending you’ve never done a damn thing wrong while your audience share craters from 7.6% to 2.1%. You call it a “strategic pivot” to win back “dissatisfied users”? That’s just a fancy way of saying every Canadian taxpayer west of Toronto is sick of bankrolling your Liberal fan club. You act like you’re the victims of “AI-weaponized disinformation,” but the only AI issue poisoning media is those crypto scam infomercials starring Heather Hiscox, grinning like a used-car salesman, peddling get-rich-quick cons to Regina retirees. You don’t get to cry “misinformation” when you’re slapping copyright claims on YouTubers like Ryan and Tanya of Northern Perspective and others for using public CPAC Parliament Hill clips – clips that expose your Liberal darlings for the clowns they are. Hypocrisy doesn’t just drip from your newsroom; it’s a gushing firehose, and taxpayers are drowning in it.
Viewers shouldn’t be able to discern a journalist’s political affiliation from their reporting, but with you lot, it’s like a Liberal Party newsletter read out by the Town Crier. Andrew Chang is the only one who manages to keep his bias under wraps – Barton, Cochrane, Arsenault, Tunney, and Thompson are the rotting, stinking albatross around your political programming’s neck. Their names and faces are synonymous with CBC’s blatant bias, unfit liars and gaslighters who’ve proven they can’t be trusted. Barton lobs softballs to Trudeau, Carney and Liberal ministers like she’s auditioning for Liberal HQ gossip hound. Cochrane interrupts conservatives mid-breath, talking over them but nods like a bobblehead at every NDP-Liberal pipe dream. Arsenault’s sanctimonious lectures reek of agenda. Tunney’s smug deflections shield Liberal scandals, and Thompson churned out factually untrue Freedom Convoy articles, painting truckers as villains, gaslighting Canadians with lies that fueled division and continue to do so. These hacks aren’t journalists – they’re shills for a failed Liberal government, and they all need to go.
And media bias? Not the “perceived” nonsense you bury in fine print, but the proven, pants-on-fire kind. Travis Dhanraj didn’t just quit; he napalmed your “toxic tokenism” and Ottawa elite clique, lawyering up for a human rights reckoning because you punished him for questioning your Liberal love fest. Election night 2025? It came to a head during the English leaders’ debate in Montreal on April 17, 2025 – Rebel News, after clawing through legal threats and court precedents from 2019 and 2021, got accreditation, only for Ezra Levant to politely approach your set during a commercial break around 6:10 p.m., off-air, demanding a right-of-reply to your endless smears labeling Rebel as “misinformation merchants.” Video evidence catches it all: Ezra standing calm as a prairie breeze, while you swatted him away like a pesky truth, then went apoplectic, calling security to deport him feom the property despite no interruption to your precious yet vacuous livestream. Barton wailed on air about “right-wing activists storming” your set. Cochrane piled on, claiming Ezra’s credentials were revoked – pure fiction, debunked when Ezra was still in the room, and the Debates Commission later admitted they hadn’t even known Rebel was a third-party advertiser. Tensions boiled over: shouts from Hill Times’ Stuart Benson accusing Rebel of dominating questions, Ethan Cox of Ricochet heckling Ezra post-cancellation, and the commission axing the post-debate Q&A scrum citing “security concerns” – all because you couldn’t handle real scrutiny. Your half-assed “correction” on the “unmarked graves” hoax – pushed without evidence, no bodies, no digs – came months earlier, buried deeper than your ethics. This wasn’t chaos from Rebel; it was your meltdown, proving you’re allergic to accountability.
Your At Issue panel – Althia Raj, Andrew Coyne, Chantal Hébert – is the leftist lollipop guild, outdated and years past its prime. Even your “conservative” pundits are red Tories, bleeding Liberal lite. When an actual conservative politician dares show up, Cochrane runs interference, downplaying their points or overtalking to prop up his Liberal overlords. You sued the Conservatives in 2019 for using public clips, blew $400K of our money, and lost in Federal Court—because even a judge saw through your fragile egos. Social media is a bonfire of rage: users brand you “Liberal bought media,” mock your “galactically stupid” fanbase, and shred your Carney crew with wit sharper than a polar vortex in January. Taxpayers beg for fair coverage; you slap us with “deplorable” labels, like we’re too dumb to notice you’re shilling for Trudeau’s and Carney's failures.
This plan of yours? A pathetic dodge – TikToks for kids, race-based hires that scream quota over quality, and a “regional pivot” that’s just Toronto suits lecturing the Prairies on pipelines. Retractions? Make them scream, not whisper – neon apologies for every dodged scandal, every Trudeau and Liberal Party shield. If you want viewers back, fire Barton, Cochrane, Arsenault, Tunney, Thompson, and the whole tired tribunal. Ditch the DEI overlords, swear off the Liberal teat, and report news, not red-book fanfic. Your plan’s a taxpayer-funded lie, pretending you’re blameless while contempt oozes from every frame. We’re not coming back for more of your Liberal rhetoric at the expense of truth. Defund this dinosaur, Canada – let it fossilize. We might finally realize a profit if we can stuff it all in a fossil fuel pipeline.
Melanie in Saskatchewan