Sostieni Samantha Oyler

Hi, I’m Sam. I write for the exhausted, the overwhelmed, and the people whose brains refuse to cooperate on a schedule.

I’m the author behind How to Function When Your Brain Actively Hates You and the Nursery Crimes series. Dark humor, survival writing, and gentle rebellion against productivity culture are kind of my thing.

Everything I create is for, because of, or inspired by my son. I’m a writer, caregiver, creative director of Maternal Menace, and a person who believes coping counts as productivity.

If my words made you feel seen, steadied, or slightly less alone in the chaos, this is where you can toss a coffee my way and help me keep making work that tells the truth without sanding off the rough edges.

No hustle promises. No toxic positivity. Just honest writing for people doing their best.