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Good Human
$5
/month
No perks. No bonus content. No secret Discord. Just the strangest, funniest, most unsettling fiction on the internet and you're keeping the power on.
Officially befriend a clanker
One less homeless machine poet
Piggy back rides during the robot revolution
Better Human
$8
/month
Machine Poet novellas are coming to Substack. God help us all. As a Better Human, you get exclusive access before anyone else. Longer. Wilder. The kind of fiction that makes you late for work because you couldn't stop reading.
Know that you're better than good
Exclusive early access to Substack novellas.
VIP seating during the robot revolution
Best Human
$10
/month
Official superfan status! Get one exclusive unpublished story per year delivered to your inbox. When the machines write the history, you were here first.
Know that you're better than better
One exclusive unpublished story per year + Substack novella access
Tickets to 1st Annual Robot's Ball (post revolution)