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Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

€20.90

Want to receive a lovely postcard?

Want to receive a lovely postcard?

€3

Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

€20.90

Want to receive a lovely postcard?

Want to receive a lovely postcard?

€3

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Cards from your vacation

Cards from your vacation

€2
/month

You are on vacation and everyone is expecting a post card from you? Let me help you out. You enjoy your time off and I take care of the postcard from abroad.

  • Support me on a monthly basis

IBAN der Schreckliche

IBAN der Schreckliche

€3
/month

IBAN der Schreckliche akzeptiert auch Rubel! 
Fragt Anna, Maria, Dmitri, Iwan, Eudokia und Fjodor!

  • One handwritten postcard per month

Birthdays and Celebrations

Birthdays and Celebrations

€3
/month

This is the birthday special. I'll write a card for birthdays or any other occasion.
If nobody sent you a birthday card, you will receive one now!

  • a birthday card and any other special occasion

  • Work in progress updates

Girlfriend Special

Girlfriend Special

€4
/month

Your monthly contribution to expresso myself and receive two handwritten postcards a month

  • two handwritten postcards per month

Goals

0% of €15

When I reach the next level, every member gets a free postcard with their own poem!

About Kartenretter

Unique, handwritten and with a dash of a wordplay

Hi,

I enjoy writing pun filled postcards and create analog memories. If you want to support me, buy me a cup of coffee every once in a while. 


For every donation a creative, handwritten postcards is send your way. 

Thank you very much!

Postcards saved in 2022: 123

Postcards saved in 2023: 68

Postcards saved in 2024: 75

Postcards saved in 2025: 98


Coffee consumption 2022: 742

Coffee consumption 2023: 806

Coffee consumption 2024: 903

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The reviews are in

Jun 12, 2026
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Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

Die glasigen Augen eines Barsches

Dec 11, 2025
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Vor dem Café nebst Varieté genießt er, René sitzend auf dem Canapé seinen Frappé. Elegant auf der Chaussee fährt sie vor im rosé Coupé. Die Arbeit in der Charité ist für heute passé. Er, ein Roué, denkt sich á la Bonne heure, ihr Dekolleté und winkt sie in sein Séparée. Bei Soufflé und Chicorée kommt man sich näher. Statt godemiché heute Abend Negligé, Frotté und „Gelée R...

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Sep 14, 2024
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