Unterstütze Is It Kicking Off

What started as a daft pub conversation about how British people can sense when "it's gonna kick off" turned into a real dashboard that tries to measure it. The Kick-Off Index pulls live data from the BBC, Met Office, Met Police, the National Grid, the National Lottery, Reddit UK, Apple Music charts and a dozen other sources — then layers on modelled bits like the Stella Index, the Kebab Index and the Cocaine in UK Waters tracker (yes, really). It is firmly satire. It will not predict actual unrest. It will tell you, with full confidence, that 7pm on a sunny Friday in August scores higher than 11am on a wet Tuesday in February — and it'll show you why. Everything's free, no ads, no email signup, no cookies. If you've shared it with a mate, screenshotted a wild score, or just enjoyed a tier name like "NICKED" or "DEFCON BREW" — a coffee, a pint, or a kebab's worth of support keeps the gauge running. Cheers. 🇬🇧