Comprar Troy A. Haag un café

Katie Tinker and I are using her barn (Tinker's Junction) to produce a dinner theatre play (Neil Simon's serio-comedic "I Ought To Be In Pictures") for the weekend after Valentine's Day and need money for the production budget.

If you buy me a coffee for fifty bucks, I'll make sure you have one very special, reserved-by-a-rose seat on opening night ticket.

If you make it seventy-five, I'll toss in a seat for your date as well. Plus, an extra rose.

If you cross my palm with a thumb folded c-note, I'll arrange two choice and premium seats for you to impress your date, then I'll personally pop the cork on a bottle of champagne at your table like you are the VIPest VIP that ever existed. I will then graciously pour the first round in celebration of all of your excellent life choices.